On this week’s four-part Réalité, my cohost Kristen Baldwin and I discuss some of the most important debates facing our nation right this second. Who’d be the ultimate Top Chef final two: adorable Kevin and loveable Jennifer or Michael and Brian, brothers so competitive they might try to smother each other with Glad wrap? What’s a bigger hindrance toward still being in the running to become America’s Next Top Model: Having dyslexia or being a Kardashian? What’s a bigger offense on Project Runway: Creating hideous fashion or creating no fashion at all? And what was the most disturbing development last week on Dancing With the Stars: Natalie Coughlin’s granny panties, Michael Irvin’s butt-cheek shenanigans, or Louis van Amstel’s facial expressions? Press play below to get our take — parts 2, 3, and 4 stream immediately after part 1 concludes — then weigh in with your own thoughts in the comments section below. And fret not, So You Think You Can Dance fans! Later today, we’ll have a special edition of Réalité devoted entirely to Fox’s fabulous firkin* of fancy footwork. (And to get updates on all my reality TV coverage, follow me on Twitter @EWMichaelSlezak.)
* I can’t lie, I used Google thesaurus to maintain the alliteration on the aforementioned phrase.