Thank you, D-listed, for bringing this tragique magic into our lives: An elaborate shot-for-shot remake of Britney’s “Toxic” video by a nine-year-old Peruvian girl.
Because no child should graduate 4th grade without her Girl Scout patches in Champagne Service, See-Through Bodysuits, and Seducing Peach-Fuzzed Business-“men” on Black Leather Couches:
Can’t wait to see what she does with “3”! Now excuse me while I go Febreze my eyeballs.
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