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'Valentine's Day' trailer: Starring everyone in Hollywood

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After watching the trailer for Garry Marshall’s Valentine’s Day, starring everyone in Hollywood, I can safely proclaim that I liked this movie about LOVE better when it was British and revolved around Christmas, ACTUALLY.

Here are just a few of the lessons we’ve already learned from the upcoming Garry Marshall rom-com: Young adults these days consider monogamy ridiculous; dogs count as people when checking into hotels on Valentine’s Day; a vibrator joke will fail especially hard when it’s uttered by Jessica Biel and doubles as a Blackberry commercial; and most important: The line “Could you bring him some pretzels” is funny because Julia Roberts said it and then laughed. What did you learn from the Valentine’s Day trailer, P-Dubs?