Hey, Matt Dillon! And Idris Elba! And…a trailer that looks like it was made from other trailers’ left-overs. Better luck next time, Michael Ealy, T.I., Hayden Christensen, Zoe Saldana, Jay Hernandez, and Paul Walker. (I’m not sure I wish you better luck next time, Chris Brown.)
Oh yeah, Takers also has the most poorly Photoshopped poster in recent memory.
I love a good heist movie, and rag-tag groups of criminals, and trucks falling in holes (I guess?). Plus I was obsessed with Ealy on Sleeper Cell (underrated) and Elba on The Wire. But this just looks like blah-o-matic 9000 to me, PopWatchers. Are you with me? Or are you…taken with Takers?