I would list 10 things I love about Julia Stiles, but I don’t have the energy to try to justify the existence of A Guy Thing and Down To You. With that in mind, I’ll just cut to the chase: one reason I love Julia Stiles is this parody video, which takes a jab at several of the so-called celebrity “designers” (yes, you, Lindsay!) who’ve unleashed their ill-advised visions on the world. Not only does the video prove that Stiles is best when delivering that acerbic wit of hers, but I have to give the girl props for supporting the journalists: “People say that the newspaper industry is dying, but I say it’s living. Living on your body.” Watch the parody below to see Stiles’ eco-friendly invention of shants, and think about how much this makes up for The Omen.