Billy Ray Cyrus has responded to the general outcry against his 16-year-old daughter Miley’s enthusiastic pole-dancing routine atop an ice cream cart at the Teen Choice Awards earlier this month. “You know what? I just think that Miley loves entertaining people,” Billy Ray told Access Hollywood. “She loves singing and songwriting…I always tell her to love what you’re doing and stay focused on your art.”
Wouldn’t it make so much more sense if he’d said what I’ve been suspecting all along, which is that “I just think that Miley loves ice cream”? I don’t like being confused on Fridays, y’all!
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