Miley Cyrus — just 16 — dipped it low on an ice cream cart at the Teen Choice Awards, shocking moms (and Good Humor men).
Lindsay Lohan played a stripper in 2007’s I Know Who Killed Me. And I know it’s roles like this that killed her career.
Britney Spears‘ low-energy moves in the ”Gimme More” video in 2007 derailed her first attempt at a comeback.
Kevin James proved to be surprisingly limber in a 2005 episode of The King of Queens. But still: No.