Tonight’s the 90-minute season finale of ABC’s ‘The Superstars’ (8/7c)! Final three couples: Maksim Chmerkovskiy & Kristi Leskinen, Bode Miller & Paige Hemmis, and Lisa Leslie & David Charvet. Oh, look, a perfect excuse to embed a preview clip of my crush object Maks as he discusses his balls.
Will Maks resolve his testicular issues in time to win a victory lap around the lazy river at Atlantis Resort and Casino? Should you go see Maks and Karina in Burn the Floor within the next few weeks? Is the end nigh? Only one of those questions demands zero further pondering on your part. (Yes, try to see Burn the Floor, which EW gave an A-.)