“It is the most isolated landmass on the planet.” And it’s where we’ve been keeping Kate Beckinsale. Behold the trailer for Whiteout*, the upcoming thriller based on the graphic novel by Greg Rucka and Steve Lieber. As the first 30-some seconds pedantically inform us, this movie takes place in Antarctica. CGI! Explosions!
Beckinsale plays a U.S. Marshal who must solve the shocking mystery of the continent’s first murder. But let’s all be honest and say that the most important/only lingering element of that trailer is that Antarctica is not so cold and desolate that Kate Beckinsale cannot enjoy a nice hot shower. Collective sigh of relief, P-Dubs?
*not the quirky office comedy we were hoping for