File under Happy Summer Friday: Important Frenchman Gilles Marini has issued a calendar of his near-naked (but never-nude?) body, the theme of which appears to be “Sex.” Huffington Post has a mini gallery of some of the highly pornographic shots. This Sex and the Peanut Butter and Jelly one is actually the most tame. Gilles, who should have won season 8 of Dancing With the Stars, seems unable to commit to the sandwich. He’s probably distracted because he’s going through his “Sexual Healing” rumba routine in his head. What do you think, P-Dubs — how badly does Gilles in briefs beat Gilles in ass-hugging Joker pants?