The Hoff’s bleary-eyed appearance on The View this morning was so awkward it was a little mind-blowing. Below, a smattering of the cringe-iest moments. “Entertainment brings the world together. You know?”
Which part made you most uncomfortable?
a) His verbal assault of The View‘s hosts and visual assault of the audience (necklace!)
b) Women in burkas are not threatening once you realize they have Prada purses
c) People under burkas are also not scary because they have blonde hair and wear JEANS!
d) The blonde girls “singing” at the end are his 17- and 19-year-old daughters. “Bitchin.”