You’ll have to bear with me. As some of my Twitter friends already know, I attempted to type this week’s blog on my iPhone while attending an AYSO coaches meeting. There’s two hours of my life I’ll never get back. But at least I now know not to yell at kids, leave trash, or bring dogs on school property. Contrary to some comments, I still read most if not all of your comments. Some have mentioned that I’ve gotten away from talking about behind-the-scenes stuff. I’ll try to do better about that. I’ve also noticed a lot of anger in the air. Look, I realize these are tough economic times. I also realize our government is attempting to spend more money than our children’s children’s children will ever be able to pay back but let’s remember what a very famous man once said: “All you need is love.” And that’s what this show is all about. Take away the guys crying on banisters, oil rubdowns (Wow, I felt a little uncomfortable watching that one myself), rumors and lies…this show comes down to one simple word: LOVE. You can all speculate and talk about Jillian’s choices and character but bottom line is next Monday night you will all see firsthand if she found what she was so desperately looking for. I also read that many of you are up in arms over who we have or haven’t chosen as our next Bachelor. Relax people, I can tell you with one hundred percent certainty that we have not picked our next bachelor. In fact, I’d love to continue to hear your comments on who you would like to see in that role and why. Oh, Amy, sorry that this new blog picture isn’t much better. I have to agree, it looks like I’m wearing my dad’s suit. Still not sure how those pics get chosen to be on the blog. I’m going to ask my friend Gilles Marini if he’ll let me use one of his shirtless photos from now on.
Let’s talk about this week’s special, “Men Tell All.” I will be honest, I didn’t expect a whole lot from these guys. First of all, guys rarely hold grudges for very long, and this show is shot eight weeks after the taping has concluded. Secondly, guys are like goldfish. Sure we get mad but two seconds later we’re distracted and we forget and move on. This wasn’t the case with this group of guys. This show got out of hand in a hurry. I mean, come on. Did anybody ever expect Jake to throw out an “F” bomb? Because the guys were so good, we had to edit the show a bit more than we expected. We planned on showing some other fluff stuff, like a cute piece about former bachelors and bachelorettes who got together for a “reunion” in Vegas. The taping started with about 20 minutes of the guys ganging up on Jake. I’ll admit I do understand where the guys are coming from here but what I don’t get is how worked up they get about it. Who cares if he comes off as “Mr. Perfect.” I don’t recall asking any of them to marry him.
One thing you didn’t see was after Jake, the guys spent about 20 minutes crushing Juan. This I found hysterical. Basically, what it all boiled down to was Juan wasn’t like them, didn’t act like them, drink like them, dress like them, or talk like them. This was just more than these guys could handle and they let Juan have it in the house and on the show. It was truly like stepping back into high school all over again. Only this time, instead of wanting to be like the cool kids, I just really felt sorry for them. As my wife put it best, it’s shocking many of them are still single.
I do want to talk a bit about David. Enough was said about this ridiculous “man code” on the special, so I’m done with that. I have to say I was very happy and a little impressed that he apologized to Jillian about the way he acted. Although it was a very heartfelt, sincere apology, the problem is to this day he still doesn’t understand what he did wrong. He doesn’t get that you just don’t treat women like that and you certainly don’t put them in that position. There were so many times during the taping where I found myself trying to teach these boys life lessons. Damn you guys for that. Look I had a great time in the frat house back in college too, but it’s time to stop worrying about who’s doing shots and maybe worry about being a decent human being. Damn you for making me get on a soap box. I’m going to fake a shot and continue.
There is one other major (rather very minor) event we saved you from ever seeing on TV. When I was saying goodbye to Jillian, Brian, who stripped down on night one, was going to do a funny striptease but he had on a Canadian flag thong. Brian’s striptease was so long and so pathetic we had to cut it out. Believe me when I tell you you’re all better off.
Before I wrap up my thoughts on this episode I have to once again deal with Wes. It is my hope that these will be my final words, as in the end he didn’t really amount to much on this show or in Jillian’s life. I saw in last week’s comments that Wes declined coming on the show but then asked to be on only to be turned down. That is all true, but as usual with rumors too much of the truth has been left out. Wes did originally decline coming on the show. At the eleventh hour he had a change of heart and wanted to be on the show. Why the change of heart? With Wes there’s always a scheme and it didn’t take long to figure it out. Wes had called several of the guys (I’ll let you guess who) to make sure they would back him up if he came back and only then did he call and ask to be back on the show. My opinion was I’ve heard enough B.S. to last me a lifetime with this guy. He doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of Jillian’s life so there’s no reason to put up with any more of his Texas sayings and shenanigans (love that word). On the other hand I was very sorry Reid couldn’t make it. He’s a great guy who I enjoyed getting to know this season. Jillian also loved him and I hope to be able to bring him back on the “After the Final Rose” special next week so we can get his side of the story.
As you heard Jillian say at the end of the show, she’s as happy as she’s ever been. I can’t wait for all of you to watch the end of this season. I’ll be interested to read your comments next Wednesday (that’s after the “After the Final Rose” special). I leave you this week with the thoughts from one of your own:
Sarah Wed, Jul 15, 2009 at 03:09 PM EST
Oh Chris, you know your doing something right when all of these people, good or bad, are here leaving comments! It blows my mind why people comment if they dont even like the show. Guess they have nothing better to do! Anyway, I just want to know if this is going to be the most dramatic bachelorette finale EVER?! Love the show Chris, I also think your hilarious!
Sarah, the answer is yes… this will be the most dramatic finale EVER!!!!!
More Bachelorette from EW:
The Bachelorette recap: Men of a certain rage
The Doll Bachelorette: Zambonae quizzes the bachelors