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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from June 26 to July 3, 2009

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”Any guy named Hammer is not a good idea at midnight.” — Ray (Thomas Jane), when his daughter gets home late, claiming she was just out with a ”friend” named Hammer, on Hung

”…and then I accused Omar Sharif of being a terrorist so he’d get kicked off a plane and I could take his first-class seat.” — Veronica (Portia de Rossi) on Better Off Ted

”If I seem tired, it’s because I’ve been up all night trying desperately to care about this.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Jon and Kate’s divorce announcement

”I think Joe loved that I flipped the table. I think he was really turned on by it because when we went home we really got it on.” — Teresa on the reunion episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey