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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from May 29 to June 4, 2009

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”He requests it to be all in ones. Hey, when you’re doing strip clubs on a budget, you have to pace yourself.”The Dish‘s Danielle Fishel, on reports that Jon Gosselin received a $5-a-day allowance

”Sonia Sotomayor, her background, wow — graduated first in her class at Princeton, Yale Law School, a prosecutor, a sitting judge for the last 18 years. Or as conservatives call it, ‘unqualified.”’ — Bill Maher on Real Time With Bill Maher

”Hi, and welcome to the LATE SHOW. I’m Dave Letterman. I’m still here. I knocked off another competitor.” — David Letterman on the Late Show