·Eminem and Brüno: a butting bromance
·F— me gently with a chain saw! A sequel to Heathers is happening.
·The Daniel Craig frozen treat
·The Hangover convinces us that all babies look cute in sunglasses.
·Gay Fever Dream of the Week, Part 1: Pussycat Dolls sample ”I Will Survive” and turn it into their new single, ”Hush Hush.”
·Gay Fever Dream of the Week, Part 2: Kathy Griffin returns for another season of My Life on the D-List.
·Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock: Perfection
·The predictable Pink–Kanye West feud
·By the way, who’s Alexa Chung?
·Nia Vardalos goes on every talk show in the world to chat about regaining her kefi (a.k.a. mojo). We think kefi is much better when it’s smothered in tzatziki.
·Christie Brinkley wants her daughter to date John Mayer. First choices Spencer Pratt and Amy Winehouse passed.
·Conan‘s cross-country sprint, which began his stint on The Tonight Show.
·Heidi Montag on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!
·Lady Gaga says she wants a four-way with the Jonas Brothers, which makes us do the first three letters of her last name.
·No rest for the weary: American Idol auditions for next season already starting.
·When did Kate Gosselin turn into Posh Spice?