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'Sex and the City' bomb scare: Write your own zinger!

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Satc-opener_dl Earlier this week, police in Syracuse, NY shut down an area near a Civil War monument after spotting an unattended box for a Sex and the City trivia game. (It turned out to contain nothing more than…game pieces.) Naturally, this sounded like the kind of ridiculous scenario that might prompt a racy bon mot from Kim Cattrall’s Samantha Jones, or perhaps one of the other SATC gals, so I thought I’d put on my Michael Patrick King mask (creepy!) and give it a go.

Samantha: “I’ve been known to get excited about a suspicious package myself, but I draw the line at dialing 911!”

Badum-bum! Okay, folks, it’s your turn. Head down to the comments section and come up with your own best SATC quip. I’m betting (or at least hoping) you can beat my punch line.