Well, Bachelorette fans, we’re only two weeks in and already we’re being assaulted — emphasis on “ass” — by completely inappropriate bachelor nudity. Are you as traumatized as I am? While there was definitely plenty else to talk about on tonight’s episode, first I’m going to need to take about 14 Silkwood showers to get that image out of my mind. For all the details, click over to my full TV Watch recap and for cool behind-the-scenes dish, don’t miss Chris Harrison’s exclusive PopWatch blog. And while you’re here, feel free to vent your anger/shock/surprise/nausea about the episode in the comments section below. If you need something to cheer you up, check out the second installment of The Doll Bachelorette, in which Zambonae must decide which stud deserves the all-important First Impression Rose. Enjoy!