I’ve just been reprimanded twice for bringing up Lost. Five days after the finale. At Entertainment Weekly. And I hadn’t even watched it until last night! As soon as I said the word “Jacob” I got shushed with a wretched “AGGGGGH” sound effect and then an even harsher “Zip it.” Honey, please. My intended complete sentence was the exceedingly harmless “I’ve been thinking a lot about Jacob’s facial hair,” so get off my back.
Enough is enough. If you get spoiled at this point, I say you had it coming.
What’s the longest you’ve waited before watching a piece of major event television? Is it safe yet at your office?