The 75-year-old Celebrity Apprentice winner already has a new job hosting TV Land’s How’d You Get So Rich? — but here are three (fake) reality shows in which she wants to star.
1. I’m a Celebrity: Get Me a Discount!
”As you get more popular, people want to give you things,” Rivers says. ”So celebs would be fighting for discounts.”
2. Dancing With the Czars
”I would just like to watch heavy Russian women dance,” Rivers says. ”Then the elimination would be that they are assassinated.”
3. Survivor: Brazilian Wax
”There’d be a lot of hairy women going through hell.” But, she adds, ”we’d do it with taste…and relevance.”