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'Enterprise' vs. the Death Star: Place your bets!

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If you think that something like this hasn’t entered George Lucas’ mind — along with every geek born after 1968 — at least once, then you’re kidding yourself.

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(And it’s probably best not to consider what the Enterprise is doing, inside the Earth’s atmosphere, just sitting there. It’s not a shuttle, damnit, it’s a starship.) ((God, I am a dweeb.))