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'Amazing Race': To Pee Or Not To Pee?

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Jen_peed_2Honest to God? If I were Jen, racing to the finish mat after guzzling 80 bottles of water during a fried-food Roadblock, I would have peed, too. But I would have peed on-the-fly. Jen, you were wearing a giant robe! Nobody would have known…except for all television viewers, because the camera would definitely have zoomed in on your dripping ankles. But still. Who cares?! A million dollars! An exasperated PopWatcher presents…

ADVICE TO FUTURE AMAZING RACE CONTESTANTS WHO CAN’T WAIT TO URINATE

(to the tune of “Just Dance” by Lady GaGa)

Just Pee (Oil Comes Again to Please the Mouth taxicab extended remix)

What’s go-in’ on on the floor?
It’s just some urine baby
Phil said no mistakes anymore
Keep it cool, just don’t lift up your robe
I’ll still be looking but it’s alright, a-alright

Just pee. Gonna be okay
Da-da-doo-doo-mmm
Just pee. Whiz your heart out, babe
Da-da-doo-doo-mmm
Just pee. You’ll shower anyway
Duh-duh-duh
Pee, pee, pee
Ju-ju-ju-just pee.

Don’t miss Josh Wolk’s whiz-in-your-pants-funny recap of last night’s Amazing Race!

Would you have tinkled yourself? Be honest. And finally…is anyone hungry?

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