Seth Rogen? Great guy. Would love to hang out with him. Ditto Jason Segel and Jonah Hill. But in the real world, doughy unmotivated guys don’t typically land the leggy supermodel. Thank goodness for the Judd Apatow universe, where human Shreks somehow always end up with the princess. Kudos to CollegeHumor.com for this clever but ultimately reverent spoof: “In an Apatow World.” Of course, Mr. Apatow’s rebuttal could simply be two words: Leslie. Mann.