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Quote of the Day: 'Better Off Ted' edition

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Bot_portia_lox“You couldn’t pull off a caper if it was sitting on a plate of lox.”–Veronica (Portia de Rossi), to Ted, on ABC’s Better Off Ted. Watch it next week, bagel-meisters.

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