You’re probably not dying to learn…well, no new information regarding Linsday Lohan’s breakup with Samantha Ronson, but check out an excerpt of The Thin Woman’s interview on Ellen this morning anyway. Lindsay Lohan 2009 is the mirage on the left.
Remember this bubbly concoction, Linsday Lohan 2004? I loved her. She was so. Fetch.
I miss Lindsay Lohan 2004. Take a sabbatical like Ellen did, Linsday Lohan 2009! Trust me, there’s enough Mean Girls on premium cable to sustain us until then. “Love ya.”