That got your attention, didn’t it? Fox News is reporting that the tabloid-prone actress is in talks to appear in “Peepshow,” an allegedly racy-yet-respectable burlesque/musical starring Kelly Monaco (Dancing With The Stars; General Hospital) and former Spice Girl Mel B. (who’s also a producer of the show) that’s currently all-the-rage in Las Vegas. Lohan would replace Monaco once her contract ends–but she apparently wouldn’t be required to actually get naked. More info about the show can be found here.