Another day, another ridiculous Nadya Suleman update. America’s favorite breeder is now attempting to trademark the name ‘Octomom,’ according to People. Suleman’s lawyer says his client is now embracing the title as a means for licensing and potential income. That’s all fine and good, but PopWatchers, isn’t this a step back for octopus mothers all across the globe? What are little octopuses (octopi?) supposed to call their mommies? Very unfair, Nadya. Very unfair.