Any time someone tells me that they hate all reality TV I feel sorry for them, because it must mean they’ve never seen Deadliest Catch on Discovery. Season 5 kicks off tonight at 9 p.m. ET, during “Alaska Week,” and once again, we’re off into the Bering Sea fishing for crab with Captains Sig Hansen (Northwestern), Johnathan and Andy Hillstrand (Time Bandit), Keith Colburn (Wizard), and Phil Harris (Cornelia Marie). That’s assuming Phil actually takes the wheel — he thinks he’s recovered from last season’s health scare until his doctor phones him during the blessing of the fleet and tells him that if he sails, he’s risking his life (even more than usual). That’s serious stuff. Below, a lighter moment from Sig to wet your appetite. Will you take the bait?