Kate’s rather jarring giant red scrunchie on last week’s Lost seemed a bit out of the norm at first, but, you know, busy mom, wanted to relate to Cassidy, whatever. We’ll let it slide. On last night’s Dancing With the Stars, though, my fave contestant, Lil’ Kim, whipped out an even fluffier beige variety with which to wrangle that mane during her rehearsal segment with Derek! Resurgence of the scrunchie? Oh hell to the no!
I’m just saying. We’re onto you, ABC. Stop trying to make scrunchies happen again! They’re not going to happen again. (Much to my mom’s eternal dismay.) So not fetch.
If you see any other scrunchies infesting ABC or any channel, email ScrunchieWatch@ew.com IMMEDIATELY. Investigation ongoing.