He may not be the ACM Entertainer of the Year, but Keith Urban is the winner of today’s Dave Matthews Band Memorial Poop-Related Press Release Award. From his personal publicist:
“It was reported earlier today that Keith Urban’s tour bus dumped septicwater in the streets of New York City following his performance at WebsterHall this past week. Due to the erroneous nature of this story we feltcompelled to release the following:
Keith Urban neither contracted, leased or owned any type of vehicle (bus orotherwise) located in or around New York City at the time of his performanceat Webster Hall. Any accusations that he was responsible in any way (for thealleged release of septic water into the streets of New York City) areinaccurate and malicious. His tour bus was in fact in Tennessee where itwas being prepared for Keith’s upcoming tour.”
We hope that
wipes plunges curtails any further discussions about this crappy messy unfortunate rumor.