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Isabella Rossellini's 'Green Porno': You know you want to watch

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IsabellaIf, like me, you’ve somehow managed to miss Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno short films on SundanceChannel.com, you must click on that link. Immediately. She explains the mating rituals of various creatures — in anatomically-correct costumes. (“It’s a nature show!” wasn’t a good enough argument for me to picture her as a whale, so you’ll have to marvel at that sight after the jump.) Season 2 educates us on sea creatures (must-sees include “Whale,” “Barnacle,” and the general “Why Vagina”), while season 1 explores the land-dwelling (must-sees include “Snail” and “Spider”). My mind hasn’t been this stunned (in a good way?) since I saw that heart transplant mishap on One Tree Hill (definitely in a bad way).

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