Welcome back to Incurring Serious Injuries with the Dim Bulbs, your one-stop shopping destination for all your “sweaty man who cannot stand on his own attempts samba…liiiiive!” needs. This is a very competitive category in television. SPOILER ALERT: Hobbling buffoon Steve Wozniak got a 10! Total.
Comment about Monday’s performances here if you can’t hold your horses until tomorrow morning’s TV Watch. If words escape you but you’re bored enough to click through, just type “You can do it, Annie” or “Wake the f–nge up, fool!” It’ll help. See ya!