John Young
March 06, 2009 AT 05:00 PM EST

Things aren’t going too well for Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience. On top of its somewhat disappointing $12.5 million take at the box office last weekend, the film currently ranks as the worst movie of all time in the Internet Movie Database’s ongoing reader poll.In less than a week in theaters, the concert pic has landed atNo. 1 on IMDb’s “Bottom 100” list, beating out such clunkers as SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2, From Justin to Kelly, and Santa With Muscles.

Really? Is Jonas Brothers 3D truly the most atrociouscinematic experience ever known to mankind? Of course not! It seems as if the film’s rating has been hijacked byJonas Brothers haters (most of which, evidently, are men). But where arethe fangirls? Shouldn’t Jonas Brothers supporters be launching atakeover of the film’s IMDb page, bombarding it with “10” ratings sothat it can escape this pitiful fate? Or are 12-year-old girlsoblivious to IMDb?

Whatever’s happening with these arbitrary rankings, it sure is amusing. And you can bet that Jonas Brothers 3D won’t stay at the bottom of the barrel for long, just as The Dark Knight couldn’t hold onto its best-rated movie statusfor more than 24 days. What say you, PopWatchers? Does Jonas Brothers 3D deserve itsplacement among of the excrement of film history? Are people beingunfairly cruel to the JoBros just because they’re young, rich, andpure? And what movies should be ranked as the worst of all time?Please, do share.

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