Pssssst. Britain. What’s up. You just agreed to let Jerry Springer play lawyer Billy Flynn in London’s summer 2009 run of Chicago? Interesting choice. Have you seen the following?
As you’ll note, Jerry (“Jer-ry!”) is perhaps best qualified at this point to play a jolly, well-intentioned but spill-prone waiter at a cheesy, pirate-themed seafood restaurant. Please consider addition of said role to renowned stage play Chicago. And do not call Guttenberg next. Thanks. Jerrio!