Conan O’Brien’s last night in NYC is this Friday, so we’ll be rolling out our favorite clips from Late Night all week. First up, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviews nerds waiting in line for Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. Among the choice specimen: a cloaked man who can crap his pants and no one will notice, an actual girl among a sea of all kinds of guys who have no idea how to please her (“pretty much!”), a future nerd six weeks away from seeing female genitalia for the last time, and Darth Vader, possible son of Triumph. I still think my favorite line is the simple “Look at theeees one!” as Triumph approaches the dude in the Yankees jacket. It kind of sums up the entire experience. “Pretty much.”
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