February 12, 2009 at 09:45 PM EST

Dancing With the Stars

TV Show
Reality TV
run date
Tom Bergeron, Carrie Ann Inaba, Bruno Tonioli, Len Goodman, Erin Andrews, Julianne Hough
Current Status
In Season

You tell me. The question’s making my heart fringe itself into an unattractive yet foxtrot-friendly tassel. I guess I’ll woman up, for Maks’ sake. ABC just announced the pro-celeb pairings for Season 8 of Dancing With the Stars. Fasten your sparkly cummerbuns!

Belinda Carlisle and Jonathan Roberts
David Alan Grier and Kym Johnson
Jewel and Dmitry Chaplin
Ty Murray and Chelsie Hightower
Lawrence Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska
Steve Wozniak and Karina Smirnoff
Chuck Wicks and Julianne Hough
Denise Richards and Maksim Chmerkovskiy (pictured)
Steve-O and Lacey Schwimmer
Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas
Gilles Marini and Cheryl Burke
Nancy O’Dell and Tony Dovolani
Lil’ Kim and Derek Hough

The Lil’ Kim/Derek combo further confirms my prediction that Kim could potentially take this thing. Meanwhile, Edyta’s been awarded her second footballer named Taylor — someone at ABC (not to mention the legwarmer-loving lady typing this right now) REALLY wants her to finally win a season. I’m pissed there’s no Anna Tre-BUN-skaya on the roster, but I’m digging the additions of So You Think You Can Dance alums Chelsie and Dmitry. What about you — would you give any of these couples a dramatic Bruno Tonioli “Teeeeeeeeeeeen”?

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