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Quote of the Day: 'I'm On A Boat' edition

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Never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a deep blue watery road
Po-sei-don
Look at me!
(Ohhhhhhhhh)
Never thought I’d see the day
When a big boat’s comin’ my way
Believe me when I say
I f—ed a mermaid.

–T-Pain, from SNL‘s adventures-in-auto-tune Lonely Island digital short, “I’m On A Boat”