Annie Barrett
January 21, 2009 AT 11:57 PM EST

While that lazy ass Michael Slezak was sleeping in after a long night of writing about his favorite cereal, I’d woken up extra early to yammer on about last night’s pitiful American Idol on Fox’s Good Day New York. Press play below for the illusion that I am wearing a vest, plus illuminating sound bites such as “This isn’t Rubik’s Cube Idol” and other important clarifications. Who’s the Idol expert now?

Yeah. Still Slezak. But a girl can dream. (Of a guest spot on Idolatry!)

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