Three words sum up my excitement from last night’s American Idol: Ka. Tree. Na.
You may not recognize that name, or the surname Darrell, with all the haters (cough *Slezak!* cough) simply referring to her by her attire. But as a casual non-viewer of American Idol, it’s the Katrina Darrells and the Sanjaya Malakars that actually get me interested. I didn’t watch last night, but after I heard about Bikini Girl this morning, you bet your ass I fired up the clips online and enjoyed the hell out of the whole thing. I can’t decide what I liked most: 1) Hot girl shows up in a bikini, spins around, jumps up and down 2) Randy and Simon’s jaw-dropping, “She’s a YES for me!” 3) Paula and Kara’s equally vehement dislike for her 4) Hot girl shows up in a bikini.
Katrina may not be around long, but solely because of her, I will watch at least one more episode of American Idol in the juvenile, prurient hope that she does something as inappropriately sexy once again — and you better believe I won’t be the only one. Hey, it’s fun, silly, unpredictable, and hot. All things I like. Kudos, Bikini Girl. Can’t wait to see you again.
Who’s with me? Bikini Girl was hot, right? Anyone else like the curve ball these much-hated American Idol goofs bring to the mix?
More ‘American Idol’:
Michael Slezak’s American Idol recap
Profile: Kara DioGuardi, the New ‘Idol’ Judge
12 songs that should be banned from Idol forever!
The 16 best Idol performances ever
The 10 worst Idol performances ever
Amy Wilkinson’s Biggest Loser: Couples recap