I’ve got to hand it to my corporate cousins at People.com: They can pack more drama and shocking twists into a headline than you’d find in the opening act of your average network drama. Their recent headline about The Wrestler star Evan Rachel Wood’s romantic prospects (click here for the full story) got me thinking that it’s time we all wrote headlines about our own mundane lives — complete with an unexpected denouement. I’ll go first:
Michael Slezak recommits to diet excellence — right after he finishes cinnamon-raisin bagel with cream cheese!
More on your headline-writing skills, ‘The Wrestler’:
Overenthusiastic tabloid headline of the day!!!
Overenthusiastic tabloid headline of the day!!! (Vol. 2)
EW’s official review of ‘The Wrestler’
See where ‘The Wrestler’ falls on our critic Owen Gleiberman’s 10 Best of 2008 list