Entertainment Weekly

Subscribe

Stay Connected

Subscribe

Advertise With Us

Learn More

Skip to content

Article

Paris Hilton wants to be like her dog

Posted on

Parishiltontinkerbell_l

Parishiltontinkerbell_lThat idiot is courting Disney for the lead role in an Enchanted-esque film, wherein Tinkerbell the animated fairy will transform into a real girl, as if “real girl” is something even remotely resembling Paris Hilton. I can’t believe Disney seems kind of into it……………………………………………

Actually you know what? I just can’t, period. Read more about it here while I go self-destruct under my desk.

addCredit(“Paris Hilton: Victor Spinelli/WireImage”)