After a dozen too many viewings of Wii’s first commercial for Animal Crossing: City Folk, I have HAD IT! with the two glassy-eyed blondes who act vaguely excited about their big trip past the river bend to watch cartoon fireworks. Then I realized mine was a particularly self-loathy type of exasperation, because superficially I’m pretty much just like these women. So the only logical next step was to insert myself, uninvited, into their exceedingly mellow cross-country chill sesh. Watch the original commercial here, then press play below.
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