Below, the week’s most potent quotables — from The Office, Bones, How I Met Your Mother, Survivor, and more! Anyone who’s sick of having Twilight drilled into his or her consciousness Clockwork Orange style (we had no idea PopWatch could be so effective!) won’t want to miss the Goth vs. Vamp South Park clip at the end. (You can watch the whole episode online, here. Trust me, you want to. Five words: Hot Topic store on fire.) Come on, don’t be a douchebag vampire wannabe boner. Press play. “All of you.”
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