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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from Nov 1 to 7

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”Mom, I really don’t have the time to deal with a family crisis right now. I’m stuck in my own Supernanny episode, minus the Supernanny.”
—Sarah (Rachel Griffiths) on Brothers & Sisters

”Name brand don’t mean it’s right!”
—Tyra Banks, after Sheena responded to criticism of her outfit by saying it was Moschino, on America’s Next Top Model

”Last night, Cloris Leachman…was voted off Dancing With the Stars. Well, that makes Madonna the oldest dancer in show business.”
—David Letterman on Late Show

”Apparently, because of arguments over their political stances, The View‘s Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Joy Behar are no longer speaking. Two down, three to go.”
—Craig Ferguson on The Late Late Show

For daily video recaps of all the best Sound Bites, go to ew.com/soundbites