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Sound Bites: The week?s best TV quotes

TV?s funniest lines from Oct 24 to 30

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”Jeez, Edie, we going for drinks or mammograms?”
—Mrs. McCluskey (Kathryn Joosten), upon seeing Edie’s breast-revealing dress, on Desperate Housewives

”She introduced me to so many things. Pasteurized milk, sheets, monotheism.”
—Dwight (Rainn Wilson), mooning about Angela, on The Office

”Two British women who were lifelong friends were surprised to discover that they were actually sisters. And have spent every day since trying really hard to forget about that one time in college.”
—Amy Poehler, on Saturday Night Live‘s ”Weekend Update Thursday”

”You’re clearly not pregnant, so either you’re buying this [crib] as a gift or this is some weird ‘If you build it, they will come’ moment.”
—House (Hugh Laurie), when he finds Cuddy shopping for a crib, on House

”Throw a poncho and sideburns on that girl, she could be you, Betty.”
—Marc (Michael Urie), after the new temp assistant Kimmie makes a blunder, on Ugly Betty