EW Staff
September 19, 2008 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend, Morgan Freeman, and Barbra Streisand will be recognized at the Kennedy Center Honors this December…as the worst version of the Who ever assembled.”
—Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live

”I’m a whore. I’m sure you knew that if you’ve seen Operation Dumbo Drop.”
—Denis Leary, while hosting Fashion Rocks

”You look like Victoria’s Secretions.”
—Judge Miss J, to oversexed contestant Sheena, on America’s Next Top Model

”Bruce Jenner! My whole life you’ve been my hero. Every night I’ve dreamt of meeting you…with other things that happened in the dream I don’t want to discuss.”
—Phys ed teacher Dave Stewie (Christopher Meloni), meeting his Olympic idol, in Gym Teacher: The Movie

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