Is Project Runway judge Michael Kors a poet who doesn’t even know it? Stitch together a few of his best bons mots from this season and it sure seems that way.
It Looks Like…
Petals here, petals there
Like toilet paper caught in a windstorm
A Handi Wipe gone wrong
It’s got a pocket, it’s got a piece, it’s got a panel
It’s five dresses in one
A very ’80s Joan Collins powerbitch dress
But even curvy girls don’t want fins.