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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from July 11 to 17

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”Fine, it’ll add to the value of the house. Three bedrooms, two baths, and a little boy. We’ll sell it to a priest.”
—Lenny (Albert Brooks), to his grandson Shane (Alexander Gould), who refuses to leave the home Lenny wants to put on the market, on Weeds

”I think the stairs just wanted it more.”
—John Henson, watching a contestant fall down the slippery stairs, on Wipeout

”First thought: how I’m gonna kill her. Second thought: how I’m gonna get away with it.”
—Lor’Rena, when she encounters a romantic rival at a party, on Baldwin Hills

”There’s a lot of people that have a lot of money and big mansions and are white trash. I mean, I still have white trash in me.”
—Denise Richards, during her ”white trash” weekend with her sister, on Denise Richards: It’s Complicated

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