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Happy birthday, Randy Jackson!

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Randyjackson_lThe American Idol judge turns 52 today, and while, really, he’s just aiight for me, I figured I ought to give him the gift of a haiku anyway. Won’t you write one, too?

for me for you, dawg
a molten hot lava bomb
and a thesaurus

addCredit(“Randy Jackson: Denise Truscello/WireImage”)