I’m loving this bit from the wags at McSweeney’s (hat tip to Movie City News), which reduces classic movies to their essences in just three lines of dialogue or less. It looked like fun to me, and I thought we should try it here, PopWatchers. Here, for instance, is The Sixth Sense:
HALEY JOEL OSMENT: I see dead people.
BRUCE WILLIS: Don’t worry, you’ll be all right…
BRUCE WILLIS: … Oh.
After the jump, the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in just three lines…
GANDALF: You must destroy the ring, Frodo.
GOLLUM (pictured): My preciousssss! [Chomp!]