I know I shouldn’t be giving Uwe Boll (pictured) any more attention, but how can I avoid it when he makes it so easy? This time, the videogame-to-film auteur has responded to the near-universal contempt that critics and genre movie fans have for him by agreeing to quit making movies if an online petition drive calling for his retirement garners one million signatures. Don’t know if he’ll be as good as his word (though he certainly was when it came to taking on his critics in the boxing ring), but it’s worth a try, no? At this writing, some 112,792 signers have called for an end to Boll’s Bloodrayne of terror. You can help. Think of the children.
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